What is a Senator?
To understand that, you must first understand the Patriots.
The Patriots are a shadow organization, first hinted at in Metal Gear Solid, that pull the strings not only behind American and International politics, but behind nearly every aspect of the video game industry as well.
As the legendary Senators, a title that sprouts from our fierce dedication to protecting and informing you, the people, it is our lifelong mission to pass legislation that exposes the Patriots.
Your loyal Senators are:
Captain Squally – captainsqually@flashyreview.com
Wu – wu@flashyreview.com
The Shane – theshane@flashyreview.com
Kepler – kepler@flashyreview.com
Although The Patriots are a shadowy and nefarious organization, we have been tracking and confronting them all our lives, and we have even managed to expose some of their members. These individuals are extremely dangerous and should be avoided at all costs. Remember, it is a Senators task and burden to protect you, the citizen, from the nefarious touch of the Patriots.
Thank you for placing your trust in us.
Signed,
Your Loyal Senators
