E3 2013 – Final Fantasy XIV Impressions
Jun13

E3 2013 – Final Fantasy XIV Impressions

  Multiple times during my hands on experience with FFXIV I heard the producer on hand use the phrase, “If you’ve played an MMO, then you know that [fill in the trope]”.  Surveying the characters at my disposal, they were described as fitting into the traditional molds of Tank, Healer, Ranged DPS, etc. Graham walked me through the ins and outs: You should be able to figure out your stats and everything.  Don’t remove any of your...

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A Tale of Two Cash-Ins
Jul23

A Tale of Two Cash-Ins

Exhibit A: Unfortunately, not even our esteemed editors are clever enough to make this one up.  No joke, Squenix will soon bless us with a Final Fantasy rhythm based fighting game on the 3DS.  Actually it may be more accurate to characterize it not so much as a “game”, but more like a laser guided missile targeting their seemingly inexhaustible demographic of dopey Final Fantasy fanboys. Literally every detail we know confirms that...

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